IMHO, texting pickup lines are wiiiildly misunderstood. Somewhere along the way, they got lumped in with corny bar jokes and dry text messages that start with “hey beautiful,” which is unfair, frankly ...

Modern dating is a brutal left-swiping madhouse, and the big question is, has the humble pick-up line gone extinct in 2025? It used to be normal to approach someone you didn’t know in a bar and roll ...

“My friend over there thinks you’re cute” (and then you run to where you were pointing). A-Tier. Now this. If someone said that line to me, I would be sold immediately. Honestly, I think the funnier ...

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