@crash_before_cubicles on Instagram: "Newton and Murphy Law 2 for 1 combo. Arborists (tree pros) have one of the most dangerous jobs — fatality rates are 10–15x higher than average jobs, with ~60–80 deaths per year in the US from falls, struck-by falling branches/trees, electrocution (power lines), chainsaw cuts, or chipper accidents. Top risks: • Falls from height (often fatal). • Being hit by falling limbs/objects. • Electrocution near lines. • Chainsaw injuries. • Getting pulled into chippers